For the previous installments of important and very random facts about me, please see volumes 1 and 2.
My favorite animal in the whole wide world is a shark. I own Shark Week on DVD.
My favorite color is green.
Babies and animals love me.
I don’t know my right from my left. Seriously, owning a GPS has saved my life.
The summer I lived in Mexico, I spent a week living on a beach and rescuing sea turtles. The braids were a very bad decision.
My favorite bread is sourdough.
I have spent approximately 5% of my life so far on crutches. I fall down a lot.
I can make a can of PBR stand on its side. It takes talent and a bit of time, but it stays like this as long as no one jostles the table.
You share that 5 percent fact with your brother from another mother Jacob….he can add to that approxiamately 60 percent of his body has been in a cast, stitched, stapled, surgically removed, and xrayed multiple times!
Ah yes, the x-rays and casts… I’ve only managed to get myself stitched after surgery (knee and appendix) so I think Jacob is in the lead.
Anyone can do the PBR can thing. You just have to mess with its center of gravity.
You’d be surprised how many bartenders have given me free drinks to prove this. It is a little-known fact.
I hope that this works with PBR and absolutely no other brand of beer.
I’ve never tried it with any other brand. I like to think its PBR specific, as well.